Snakes on a plane? More like crap on a plane.

Ok, So I saw the preview for the upcoming movie, Snakes On A Plane.
Oh freaking come on! What the hell is Samuel L. Jackson doing even being associated with garbage like this?? The guys a good actor... he doesn't need to do this stupid crap. How the hell is this supposed to be a horror movie?? Snakes aren't scary. Period. They're just friggin little reptiles... they get loose, you squish them already. Sheeesh.

so I got to thinking about how to make this movie truly scary... maybe instead of snakes, something more devious... dreadful... dire... diabolocal... dastardly... and other 'D' words I can't think of right now. What about a plane full of Los's???
The horror!


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The travesty!