The Dream Cycle, 2007.23
Finding Religion or How To Become An Avenging Angel In One Easy Step
I had a dream last night that I was in a cafe/bookstore combo with a bunch of my friends. We were discussing religion and the existence or absence of God, any God. Suddenly, I announced that I had found God, the Christian version, and began spouting passages from the Bible. I kept saying things like, "I am the sword of God and I shall lay waste to His enemies" and "The righteous fury of divinity burns within my soul and it shall cleanse this world of transgressors". My buddy Karl was one of the guys at this place and his eyes were wide with amazement. He exclaimed his surprise that I had found God. See, I am an Agnostic, a person who sees no proof in the presence or absence of Divinity, so I don't worry about it. My announcement threw everyone for a loop, including myself upon waking.
Mind you, I still haven't found god. :)
I'm Agnostic. :)
I had a dream last night that I was in a cafe/bookstore combo with a bunch of my friends. We were discussing religion and the existence or absence of God, any God. Suddenly, I announced that I had found God, the Christian version, and began spouting passages from the Bible. I kept saying things like, "I am the sword of God and I shall lay waste to His enemies" and "The righteous fury of divinity burns within my soul and it shall cleanse this world of transgressors". My buddy Karl was one of the guys at this place and his eyes were wide with amazement. He exclaimed his surprise that I had found God. See, I am an Agnostic, a person who sees no proof in the presence or absence of Divinity, so I don't worry about it. My announcement threw everyone for a loop, including myself upon waking.
Mind you, I still haven't found god. :)
I'm Agnostic. :)
2 Comments:
Ummm .... maybe you should lay off of the hard cider ...
LOL
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